Chapter-17 The Start Of Something New...Sort Of

Hey, folks !

I know you guys didn't expect another update from me so soon.

Just wanna give you guys a surprise. Haha.

Anyways, It's the last day of the year again.

Sigh..time sure passes quickly.And boy do I feel old.

In my opinion, 2009 has been a really weird year.

Weird in a good way, that is.

I've learned many things, no doubt, especially when it comes to knowing one's weaknesses and care for other people.

In other words, I'm sure I've become more mature (Don't you dare laugh).

It's 11.34 PM now...half an hour more to a whole new year.

I just hope it would be a great year, and the start of something new...

And this is the real LAST post before I get my butt inside the jungle.

So, I'm gonna wish my families, friends, my BASIC (brothers and sisters in Christ, if you haven't know) a happy new year and blessed 2010.

And to my dear little "sister", whom I'm not gonna name, study hard and make sure you hug the pillow earlier. It's bad for your health if you stay up so late, y'know. Your bro here wishing you all the best ! Believe in yourself and you will fly.^^

That's it, folks.

Pandemica here, signing off. Till then, Ciao !

p/s: HAPPY NEW YEAR !!! RAWR !! *Cough..

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Chapter-16 Punk Hair And Sexism?

What's Up, People!

It's been like, what, almost two months since the last update.

I know, I know, but before you start throwing Molotov Cocktails at me, let me first shoot you with a bazooka.

I'VE GOT A MAJOR EXAM, YOU KNOW!

Ahem, back to the subject.

I went to Sunway Lagoon with some friends today.

Wicked rides, the adrenaline rush, everything. Pure Insanity.

I'm suppose to blog about the trip, but something made me change my mind.

We were takin' a dip a the main swimming pool, when we notice a young couple, about our age, making out.

Yes, you read that right. Making out in the swimming pool, surrounded by hundreds of people.

And if you think that's OK, go @#$% yourself.

I'm pissed. And that's probably where my inspiration for this post came from.

I seriously don't get it. The girl just allow the guy to hug and kiss her everywhere. And to me that's not sweet. It's gross.

Come on! What are they thinking?

They really humiliated themselves big time.

I usually have nothing against teenage relationships, but this just went overboard.

For you guys' interest, I'm gonna describe that guy a bit.

Firstly, he dyed his hair yellow. Not a good sign.

Secondly, his action tells me he has bad manners and is not well-educated. Purely a bad sign.

Thirdly, (this is my personal opinion) he neither look handsome nor cool. Fail.

I don't see why girls fall for guys like this.

Too naive? Maybe.

Blinded by love? You bet.

The world is messed up. People like bad guys and despise the good guys.

People care for the evil ones and ignore the good ones.

People only see your mistakes, and when you show them some affection, they ignore it completely.

This bugged me for a long time and I can't stand it. I have to voice it out somewhere.

On Facebook? Bad idea. Just like what I said, they will ignore the truth.

On Twitter? Screw it. I've only got 10 followers.

So there you have it. Postin' it here is the best option.

And the question of the day is: What pisses you off the most?

Leave your answer in the CBOX, and the best answer gets a shout-out !

That's it for this time, smell you guys later. Ciao.

p/s: Okay, I'm not going through any relationship problems. I'm pissed by what I saw, not by what I've experienced before. Don't get me wrong, got it? And one more thing, this could be the last post before another long standstill. Why? 'Cause I'm going to learn to shoot you with a Colt M16. When will be the next update? Not sure, but maybe in mid February if possible. Lastly, MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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Chapter-15 Dreaming In Black And White

Hey, guys.

It's been a very long time since I updated something, so forgive me if you guys have been waiting.

This post is gonna be really emo, so back off if you are not the kind of person that enjoys reading about people's emotions.

If you can ever understand, that is.


What was the start of all this?
When did the cogs of fate begin to turn?
Perhaps it is impossible to grasp that answer now.
From deep within the flow of time...

But, for a certainty, back then,
We loved so many, yet hated so much,
We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...

Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
Whilst our laughter echoed,
Under cerulean skies...

But it does not last,
As time changes,
Along with thoughts and ideologies...

Love used to be the word I always heard,
To describe the relationship we once had,
But love is no more,
It was shattered,
None other by our own kind...

As the years went by,
Under the ruling of the unwise,
We grew further and further apart,
With no feelings to share...

Full of fear,
We start falling to pieces,
It was then I told myself,
It only hurts just once,
They're only broken bones,
So hide the hate inside...

So I began to pray,
Praying for our sorrows to end,
And hope that our hearts will blend,
And now I will step forward in realizing this wish...

There are many worlds out there,
But they all share the same sky,
One sky, one destiny...

I promised myself,
To never give in,
So that I will bring the moments we cherish back...

So show me,
What it's like,
To dream in black and white...

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Chapter-14 Hey, My Tongue is Bleeding!

Wassup, guys.

Pandamaca hea!

I noe what you are thinkin'

Why am I talkin' lidat?

For all of you smart arsess, the taite is the ansar.

My tang is bleedin'

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Ahem....

OK, it's not THAT bad I had to talk like that.

And this IS a blog post....DUH.

But seriously.

My tongue got a bright red spot at the centre.

Apparently, I brushed too hard this morning.

What's worse is that the taste of blood is....(how do you describe that?)

THE TASTE OF IRON HAS NEVER BEEN THIS STRONG!

Heard that, Edward?

I know you are jealous, so EAT YOUR HEART OUT, Twilight wannabes!

Come to think of it, I'm sure that there are still gazillion Twilight fangirls/boys out there.

Apparently Brainwashed.

They should seriously reconsider their addiction and move on with their life.

Anyways, Edward is a stupid vampire. Nuff said.

p/s: If you are offended by what I just said, that could only mean one thing:

GET A LIFE, YOU STUPID TWILIGHT WORSHIPER.

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Chapter-13 Biology Humour Much?

Yo, it's me again!

Today is something special!

If you are interested in biology and can take a little bit of humour, this will definitely not disappoint you.

Credit goes to those who are able to come up with crap like this.

Question: Define The Following Terms

Antibody: Against everyone.
Artery: The study of fine paintings.
Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria.
Benign: What you've been after eight.
Cardiology: Advance study of poker playing.
Cat Scan: Searching for lost kitty.
Chronic: Neck of a crow.
Coma: Punctuation mark.
Cyst: Short of sister.
Diagnosis: Person with slanted nose.
Dislocation: In this place.
Duodenum: Couple in jeans.
Enema: Not a friend.
False Labor: Pretending to work.
Gallbladder: Bladder in a girl.
Hernia: She is close by.
Labor Pain: Hurt at work.
Lactose: Person without digits on feet.
Lymph: Walk unsteadily.
Menopause: Men do not wait.
Microbes: Small dressing gowns.
Obesity: City of Obe.
Pacemaker: Winner of Nobel Peace Prize.
Protein: In favor of teens.
Pus: Small cat.
Red Blood Count: Dracula.
Rupture: Ecstasy.
Secretion: Hiding anything.
Serum: A sailor's drink.
Subcutaneous: Not cute enough.
Tablet: Small table.

Hilarious, aye?

Wait, there is more!

I came across this on Youtube and I found it pretty interesting.

Scientists believed that our earth was once a big continent called Pangea.

And when they tried to combined South America with Africa, this appeared.

Look.

#1 Our World Map. Nothing special.

#2 Our World Map as well. Just turned vertically.
#3 Look! South America is headin' towards Africa!

#4 OMG...(Speechless).....

#5 Not your everyday Barney...

#6 A closer look at the Dino/Dragon/Barney or whatever...

#7 If you see carefully, you can see it's legs and something that look like wings on its shoulder.

Mysterious eh?

I stared at it for a moment and it's kinda creepy. Trust me.

That's it for now, you science freaks out there!

Stay tune for more, only from Pandemica!

RAWR!

p/s: There isn't any personal sentence this time! RECORD BREAKIN' !

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Chapter-12 9-9-9

Hola, fellow amigos y amigas!

Pandemica here.

As you can see, it's September 9 2009 today!

09.09.09 for short.

Yeah, many people are getting married on this day, just because they think it's auspicious.

But seriously.

Who cares?

Well I am not superstitious and I really don't have time to.

It's exam week and many things are messed up.

Firstly, the exam tips leaked, and just not any usual leak. The tips are 100% accurate.

**And you might wonder what the heck are those people who set the questions doing.

That information right there just blew my face off.

It's basically straight-As if you study all the tips.

What's more?

Try to relate these two statements.

#1 I don't study if there isn't any exams.

#2 I like to study the the night before the exam.

Get the idea?

Yea, I didn't sleep much

Sometimes I do feel like a walking zombie.

Ever seen a zombie blogging?

Yea, first time for me as well.

Well this post is gonna be shorter than usual since my exam is still on tomorrow.

And my books are still in its wrapping cover.

You get what I mean.

I hereby promise that there will be more awesome posts after my exam.

Till then, get outta here. Bluek.

p/s: Notice the time this post is published.

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Chapter-11 Random Stuff For The Hols

Hey wassup you guys!

The school hols are here and I know you guys love it.

Basically, this post is just gonna be some pics, really random, yet really RETARDED.

So here goes,


Specially dedicated to all Jonas Brother fans out there!


Imagine a bride using this to cut her cake during her wedding.


The monstrous Pac-Man Stapler.

We can see a tremendous increase of fishes getting lung cancer this year.


Guess my mom has no excuse for me to stop making a racket in the kitchen.


That's it, folkers!

Hope these pics can REALLY get you guys in the holiday mood.

It did for me though =)

Till then, smell y' guys later!

p/s: What ya guys think about my new gadget at the bottom of this blog? If you guys have any comments on the songs selection, colour, or layout, feel free to leave a comment( make sure it's a constructive one!) at the C-box on your left. Thanks!

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Chapter-10 Five Facts

Hey all!

I was reading my old posts a couple of days ago and I noticed that I didn't really introduce myself that well since the beginning.

Since it's the 10th Chapter anniversary, I decided to share five facts about myself.

So here it goes,

Fact #1- This happened when I'm still in kindergarten. My old house was really far away from the kindergarten and I was like almost late everyday. So my dad jokingly challenged me to start walking to school alone at night so that i wouldn't be late the next day. I was quite naive back then and I accepted. I dressed up and my dad was like,"You ready? The door is open."

To be honest, I didn't felt scared at all. But the scene where I saw my mum and my sis crying behind the window when I turned back still lingers in my mind till now.

I actually walked to the guardhouse when my dad pulled me back( he was stalking me the whole time).

Impressive huh?

Fact #2- I used to draw comics back in my primary school days. Even though I pretty much suck at drawing at that time, I even sold them. About 20 cents a copy. Can't believe I got a couple of buyers XD

Fact #3- I got a really weird bad habit. And it's not your ordinary nail-biting or so (but it has something to do with your fingers). I like to scratch the side of my thumb, with my first or middle finger. I know it's kinda disgusting as the skin tends to peel off and it's not a good sight.
But I enjoy doing it. It gives me confidence. LOL

Fact #4- Me and my good buddy were once pranksters. There was a not-so-normal kid in my class two years ago. My whole class thinks he's a retard as he's kinda perverted and comes up with all sorts of weird ideology that only insane people can think of.

He once thought of bombing a girl that rejected him with a home-made nuclear bomb.

So one day, we literally drew his face indirectly with a ruler with ink. We got scolded and have to clean his face in the front of the whole class. Like a father treating a son. How embarrassing.

Fact #5- This is the first time I did something like this: Telling five facts about myself.

So there you have it!

Five facts!

There will be more facts in the near future!

Till then, Happy 10th chapter anniversary and have a nice day!

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Chapter-9 Monday Blues+Rush Hour = WORKING STIFF

Yo, fellow amigos y amigas!

Today is Monday.

As we all know, there is a kind of illness known as the Monday Blues.

And it is pretty contagious.

The main reason people get infected with this illness is probably laziness, no doubt.

The same goes for me as well.

At school today, me and my buddy have been walking up and down, from one building to another non-stop for almost an hour.

We have to hand in our homework in the teachers' office without the subject's teacher around.

Or else, we will definitely get a bloody scolding for handing in late.

Therefore, we have to sneak in and out (with a fierce, gay teacher roaming around). It's really a pain in the ass.

Next, we ran into one of our teacher, heading to another class. Normally, teachers won't talk to you when you walked past them. But if they do, they probably have something nasty for you to do.

And it's gonna be apeshit.

Delivering books were our sworn mission.

The class we sent the books to are the second worse class in the entire Form 5. The place where you can get your ass handed to yourself without knowing the reason.

Anyways, it wasn't that troublesome. To be honest, the students in these kind of classes don't dare to harm students from top-classes. No, I'm not bragging. It's true.

In the end, doing errands for teachers can also be fun, if you imagine it the same you play in video games.

But IF everyday is Monday, I would have died like ten years ago. Sigh.

That's pretty much it for this chapter. Till then, bye!

p/s: I think I'm gonna sleep early tonight cause' my legs are getting stiff and sore...Ouch!

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Chapter-8-5 Phuket Adventura(Part 5)-Finale

Previously on Phuket Adventura...

**Sawadeeka~ This is the second day of our vacation! ...Which means the DAY OUT! RAWR!

THIS IS IT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

THIS IS THE FINALE!

It's the day me and my family are returning home from Phuket.

Time sure passes quick when you're enjoying yourself.

Here are some pics of my family in the living room before leaving for the airport.

Chit-Chat...

Look tense...what, don't feel like going home?

Group shot...hey, don't look back! Arrgghh...

Our last lunch

After all that, we arrived at the airport, ready to fly once again...

Do I have to say more? In the waiting lounge.


....and the rest is your imagination. Oh yeah, about the hijack plane thingy, it didn't go so well. I might consider myself lucky they even allow me to fly back.

As a conclusion, to this amazing journey, I would wanna thank everyone, especially my family, for making this trip possible. I do hope there is more to come.

Till then, Pandemica is back here in Malaysia, peacefully, without any symptoms of A(H1N1).

p/s: I'm glad the Phuket Adventura series are finally over. It's really been a barrier for this blog as I can't continue with new posts regarding anything else except my Phuket trip. Do stay tune for more exciting posts in the near future. Oh yeah, the security guard that was suppose to check passengers for flu symptoms was apparently sleeping. This guy should really get a payrise.

p/p/s: Do forgive me for making you guys read such a long personal sentence!

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Chapter-8-4 Phuket Adventura(Part 4)-Day Out!

Previously on Phuket Adventura...

**We're now at the Phuket Airport, searching for the exit, and the way to the villa. Here's a quick tour of the airport.

Sawadeeka~

This is the second day of our vacation!

...Which means the DAY OUT! RAWR!

Sorry no recordings this time, but I managed to get one video of the Patong Beach. So, enjoy!

Can anyone tell me what this is?
Wait I know!
It's those old broken electric cables from some post-apocalyptic world!
So THIS is where those Hollywood directors get their scenes from!

Next...

Ahhh....What a relaxing scene...
The Infamous, murderous, insane, crazy, violent, vicious and badass Surin Beach!
Claimed one life that very same hour we visit it...Imagine that...

Okay, moving on...

Me, my mum and the killer sea. Nuff said.

We visited Patong the next day.

Patong's Awesome Seaside View

Here's the vid I mentioned just now.


Recorded from the huge van.
Nothing beats a lovely beach tour on a sunny day!

Viewing Point. The Island Of Capri. NOT.

An eagle and a hawk, ready to strike any impending foes!

A tidbit store named Pornthip. Cool shop but just don't mind the name though.
My grandparents and my dad(notice his expression) outside the store.

The baby elephant we visited that day-Peemai!

Yours truly at the Go-Kart Circuit (Phuket Shooting Range).

Your host doing a drift...


After almost a whole day of adrenaline rush, we decided to go for something more
relaxing...Window Shopping!

at

Patong. After Dark.

A shopping haven for tourists and locals alike!

The glowing sign says it all.

My mum and dad. Awww...

Your tour guide.


That basically concludes this outing, as well as this chapter.

Oh wait, did I promised you guys something from the last chapter?

**No one has ever caught anything in the past fifteen years (which I even doubt the existence of the lake)...

But the myth is soon to be busted, by US of course!

THE LAKE!

Right, I am now showing you something classified. Do not let the Thai authorities know this, aye?



That IS a solid prove that the lake is really inhabited with fishes, or those who attempted to catch them in the past fifteen years all pure nincompoops. Myth Busted.

That's it folks! We almost reached the finale of the Phuket trip.
Tune in to Chapter-8-5 Phuket Adventura(Part 5)-Finale to see how your host tried to hijack the plane at he airport.

The End Is Near. Ciao.

p/s: For those who don't know what my family kept saying when we caught the fish, "mien bao"(or something like that you heard) means bread in Hakka. My uncles and aunties(including my dad) were amazed that a single piece of bread can hook up a tilapia.

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Chapter-8-3 Phuket Adventura(Part 3)-Surin Haven!

Previously on Phuket Adventura...

**This is AirAsia Flight AK828, bound for Phuket, Thailand.

We will be departing shortly.

In the meantime, fasten your seatbelt, sit back and relax. Thank you once again for choosing AirAsia.

Welcome back, folks!

We're now at the Phuket Airport, searching for the exit, and the way to the villa.

Here's a quick tour of the airport.



The terminal looked kinda empty that day, mainly because of the "Swine" Flu.

There was the thermal-scanner though.

Wonder what will happen if the Human Torch walked pass it....


Anyways, the next video you are about to see is the Surin Spring Estates Villa.
(I apologize for not recording anything along the way to the villa. For your information, we hitched a ride on a huge van that we booked earlier, with a hard-working tour guide tagging along.)

Get amazed.



My voice sounded a little strange.
Reminds me of Haley Joel Osment. Peace.

**If you can hear chicken outside, just ignore it(Trust me, it SURE ran fast!).

So, what do you guys think? Grand ain't?

Personally, I like the T-shaped swimming pool best(Though I nearly got my neck broken in it) and the boys' bathroom the least.

I didn't use it however. Why use the doorless one when there is a nice bathroom(with door)just behind the kitchen?

PWNed.

And due to the short time we got, we didn't get a chance to try out the little boat. Oh well.

Speaking of the boat, I heard that the lake has a legend.

No one has ever caught anything in the past fifteen years (which I even doubt the existence of the lake)...

But the myth is soon to be busted, by US of course!

Find out what really happened, only in Chapter-8-4 Phuket Adventura(Part 4)-Day Out!

p/s: Damn, I left my swimming goggles back in my luggage! Great, I'll probably be swimming with my eyes open, like a fish...

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Chapter-8-2 Phuket Adventura(Part 2)-In The Sky!

Previously on Phuket Adventura...

**On 7th June 2009, a new history was made.


Well, sort of.

But for me and my family, it's indeed a vacation we MIGHT not forget.

It's the day we fly north, to Phuket!


Hope that jogged your memory...

'Cause get ready for Part Two, Baby!

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This is AirAsia Flight AK828, bound for Phuket, Thailand.

We will be departing shortly.

In the meantime, fasten your seatbelt, sit back and relax. Thank you once again for choosing AirAsia.

YEEHAW!




Well, that pretty much sums up the whole journey to Phuket, which took about an hour and a half.

Say, did you notice that I was sitting by myself?

It's because I wanna show everyone on the plane who's da boss!

okay okay...

It's really because my sis isn't with us(no, she's not dead).
So I get to "dominate" the window seat just to get these footages fer you guys.

Am I great or what?

Anyways, you guys should be thankful for the footages, especially the landing one.

'Cause all passengers aren't suppose to use any electronic devices during landing as it might get all of us to stuck on an island like from the TV series"Lost".

Except with the dark government secrets, of course.

Luckily, I didn't get busted (I won't be here if I did).

Alas, we made it to Phuket in one piece!

Stay tuned(again...) for Chapter-8-3 Phuket Adventura(Part 3)-Surin Haven! Coming riiigghhht up!

See you then, ciao!

P/s: Damn, did anyone see my luggage? Great, I think I left it back at the LCCT McDonalds'....

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Chapter-8 Phuket Adventura(Part 1)-The Land Where Giant Birds Rest

After a long, gruesome and tiresome wait, Chapter 8 is finally in the house!

I'm your one and only host, Pandemica!

Sorry for the long wait guys, as you can see(or not), I'm kinda busy lately so I 've got this one big word for you guys:



Sorry.


.......


Well, "Sorry" is a big word, ya' know!

Anyways, Chapter 8(which consists of several parts)is mainly about my recent trip to Phuket, Thailand.

What you are about to see is 100% recorded by me. Exclusively for THIS blog. Trust me, you can't find this video anywhere else( so don't waste your time looking it on Youtube).

Feeling excited?

Let's not wait anymore, shall we?


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On 7th June 2009, a new history was made.


Well, sort of.

But for me and my family, it's indeed a vacation we MIGHT not forget.

It's the day we fly north, to Phuket!

As you can see from the vid, that's the candy shop in the LCCT( Low Cost Carrier Terminal for short) right after we checked in. Yep, that's free food so EAT AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE BEFORE DEPARTING.

Seriously.



This is the waiting terminal, or lounge. Sorry for the shaky footage as I'm recording while carrying two heavy luggage. If you feel nausea, just skip to the next video.



The most glorious moment of this trip!

Haha, just kidding.

Wonder why no one took any videos or photos of this moment, except me. Hmmm......



Entering the Red Phoenix.
Holy Schmoly! Look at how tight this plane is!

Anyways, it looks like we manage to board the plane.

That's pretty much it for part-1.

Stay tuned for part-2 of our Phuket Adventura(part 2)- In The Sky!

I'm gonna go check my seat, so smell you guys later!

p/s: R.I.P Michael Joseph Jackson, the REAL King Of Pop!

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Chapter-7 Piano Trauma

Howdy folks!

Pandemica here.

Sorry for taking you guys so long for this chapter.

As you can see, I just came back from my vacation at Phuket, Thailand two days ago.

AND I AM TIRED AS HELL.

why?

'Cause yesterday, my buddies ( nicknamed Choco-Head and An to the power of two) dragged me along for the 1st Asia Grand Piano Concert held at KLCC.

Till almost midnight.

It’s the first time a piano concert on such a grand scale is being organised in the country.

Who's performing?

136 pianists from Korea, Hong Kong, Indonesia and of course Malaysia.

And guess what?

The Agong and the queen (Ampun Tuanku) actually came, along with Dr.M and the rest of the VVIPs.

Holy Schmoly.

The concert is an initiative of the Persatuan Chopin (Don't laugh), a non-profit organisation, and the Korean Piano Society to promote both cultural and musical exchanges between Malaysia and Korea.

Think it's something a music freak can't miss?

NOT.

Don't get me wrong, I love piano music but it's just TOO LONG AND REPETITIVE.

In fact, none of the pieces(which I only knew a few) actually make me sit up straight and say," This is good!".

Well, it was not a complete waste of time ( someone might wanna hit me right now) as there are some in-concert humours.

Anyways, kudos to all the fellow pianists who took part. Good Job!

Your skills are admirable but the pieces chosen (by the music director, no doubt) are horrible.

Here's a couple of pictures of the event.

The Plenary Hall Of Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre


The fellow pianists


The tickets for both the Junior Concert and the Gala Concert.


I'm really sorry there are no recorded videos as I'm only following the law ( Photographing and video recording during the concert are strictly prohibited!)

Well, that basically concludes Chapter 7.

Till then, Ciao!

P/s:
For those who are eagerly waiting to see my pictures and vids of my Phuket trip, stay tuned for Chapter 8. It's gonna be a BLAST! ( as soon as I charged my camera)

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Chapter-6-2 Sum 41-Pieces

Hey folks!

Pandemica here!

For you guys' information, this is not considered as a new chapter as I'm only promoting my newest ( or old) Maple Music Video.

Why old, you asked?

Well, it's one of my old, finished projects that I didn't upload it on Youtube.

So I decided to take it out of hibernation to show it to you guys.

Here, it is!


Take it away, guys!

Pieces by Sum 41



P/s: WhatTheKua was my production group back then. This video is also now on Youtube.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx7J4pzVU8M

Feel Free To Check It Out !

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Chapter-6 CLIOD

Wassup all! Pandemica here.

Welcome to Chapter 6!

Yeah, I know what you guys are thinking.

What on earth is CLIOD?

For those who didn't know, CLIOD stands for Coconut, Lemon, Ita, Orange and Dew...








Okay I was just kidding.
CLIOD really stands for College Life In One Day.

It's an event organized by Taylor's University College.
You get to be a college student(not really) for one day.
I got dragged along by my buddies to join this(thing?)

The only good thing is that it's free of charge. End of line.


Okay, enough with THE pros, now on to some cons!

Well maybe not cons but something that might interest y'all.


Firstly, the washroom at Taylor's Business School is called as the Relief Point (Hmm..I wonder why?).

At one point, the host (which happens to be Taylor's Program Director) actually said something about her students on a trip to visit those with Down's Syndrome but the way she said it makes us thought that her students ARE the ones that have Down's Syndrome. LOL

A talk on plagiarism for two hours? NO FRIGGIN' WAY

The worst thing about this day trip is that most of the time spent is in a classroom, which the air-con is SOOOOO cold that believe it or not, I nearly got Hypotermia!!!!

Overall, it's not half bad. There is the Young Entrepreneur's Day ( YED for short) that keeps us busy running around doing some useless market research(what?). YED is something like a carnival that business students use what they learn to earn some paper.

And guess what?

Me and my buddies got scammed( or in better terms, seduced) by a bunch of girls selling toast for charity.

RM3 for one toast? You've gotta be shitting me.

That basically concludes my day at Taylor's.

If you are someone that has no life, enjoy getting free goody bags, hearing people sharing their past (which I seriously don't give a damn) or getting your blood frozen, CLIOD is your cup of tea.

For those who doesn't, you can just stay home and do what YOU usually does, like reading blogs and so on.

That's it for this chapter, folks!

C'ya all in chapter sevennnnzz


P/s:
If you don't know what an "Ita" is, "Ita" is derived from the fruit named Ita Palm Fruit.
Do you know that Ita Palm Fruit is one of the few fruits in the world that actually starts with the alphabet " I" . Try listing another ( one is enough) fruit that starts with " i ". I bet you can't ^^

Anyways, here is a pic of the fruit. Enjoy! **Taylor please don't sue me!!

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Chapter-5 Teachers' Day Parody

Hola, amigos!

Welcome to Chapter 5!

Last Friday was my school's teachers' day.

And guess what?

I WENT. AND IT WAS HORRIFIC.

Since it's teachers' day, we as students get to enjoy seeing teachers get humiliated, tortured and be sent to the hospital.

It's true.

One teacher( which I heard was pregnant) actually fell down on the floor and started shaking vigorously. The funny thing is at that moment, some retarded teachers were still enjoying karaoke on stage. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THEM?

I bet they wouldn't care if one of the teachers actually died on the day they celebrated their hard work. How ironic is that?

The teacher was having a fit due to some unknown reasons. She can walk in the end, but i have to pity a Malay girl that got her finger squeezed by the teacher throughout the entire ordeal.

She got sent to the hospital along with the teacher.

Her finger was this colour

Anyways, me and a couple of buddies played Boggles (Did I spelled it right?) and can't help ourselves from laughing at some Malay fellas shuffling horribly on stage (which I think they are pretty proud of).

The funniest part was they were still dancing when the school bell rang. Everyone actually just don't give a shit and ran to the school gates. The look on their faces was PRICELESSLY DISAPPOINTING .

ROFL.

Lastly, I would like to wish all the teachers out here a Happy Teachers' Day with this short poem I made.

Teachers,
I know you still get paid,
But unfortunately, you don't get a raise;
Maybe because of your stubborn face,
That left us students in a a daze.

So please,
Do your duty right,
'cause I know you don't wanna get fried(fired),
As long as you do it with pride,
Your name will always be bright.

Happy Teachers' Day!


That's preetty much it for this chapter. Thanks for dropping by and Stay tuned for more up coming chapters! There is a CBOX beside so feel free to leave me a comment or two.

Till then, Pandemica says,"Enjoy the hols! Ciao!"

P/s:
The poem above is made purely for fun. I apologize in advance if it actually hurt anyone's feelings(which I highly doubt that). XD

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Chapter-4 Rules Of Thumb

Hey guys, Pandemica here.

WARNING:
The post below might make no sense to some people. If you feel like whacking yourself with a hammer or stucking your head in a toilet bowl due to your low intelligence, please feel free to do so.

I won't mind XD

Recently, I tend to use the phrase " Rules of Thumb" to represent my own sets of rules when it comes to using tech stuffs that require your fingers.

(At this point, you can start looking for a hammer if you think you are kinda dumb)

Well, I never really know what it meant, but I am sure I didn't make it up.

I knew I heard it somewhere but I couldn't remember...

Anyways, I was dead bored just now and remembered this phrase.
I said to myself,"Hey,Isn't there a website called Wikipedia which explains loads of crap?"

I considered this phrase as crap and typed it in the search bar.

And guess what came out.

Rule Of Thumb
A rule of thumb is a principle with broad application that is not intended to be strictly accurate or reliable for every situation. It is an easily learned and easily applied procedure for approximately calculating or recalling some value, or for making some determination. Compare this to heuristic, a similar concept used in mathematical discourse, psychology and computer science, particularly in algorithm design. See also mnemonic.

(Those of you that have found the hammer can start whacking yourself)

I was like,"What the?!"

Mathematical discourse, psychology, computer science?

WICKED COOL.

Anyway, that's pretty much it for this chapter. I guess I won't be simply using terms I just heard like that ever again.

Well, cheerio!

P/s: I assume those who actually follow what I said like whacking yourself with a hammer, are probably all dead due to severe head concussions. Lastly, kudos to those smartasses that didn't follow.

As a reward, you guys get to read my next chapter! WOOHOO!

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Chapter-3 Boredom Kills

Yes, its me again...welcome back for another chapter!

First off:

This Week Is:

1. boring

2. causing everyone to get sick

3. so boring that there are people willing
to spend time reading this blog

4. stunting my growth

5. extremely boring due to SABS (Severe Acute Boredom Syndrome)

Alright, enough of the disease I came up with.
But the truth is I am not lying: IT IS DAMN BORING

Me and my buddy came to school today, only to find out that we are two of the four boys that actually came to school.

Sucked.Once.

Then, 70% of my class( which consists around 20 students) went for an elective exam,including my buddy, leaving me to face a dumb wall for an hour and fifteen minutes. Teachers are slacking and the rest that didn't go for the test are wasting away just like me.

Sucked.Twice.

I actually felt asleep for a few seconds. I tried to get back to sleep but failed.

Sucked. Thrice.

There you go, whole week of useless boredness. I only just showed you one day of this week and it is already boring as hell. Good grief.

Well, that's it for this time.Thanks for tuning in and the next chapter will be up soon.

I'm your bored host, Pandemica.

Bye and get outta here =)


WARNING:
Reading this blog may not protect against SABS'. If you experience explosive diarrhea, fatigue, vomiting, the urge to read more blogs, or even death, contact your doctor NOW!!!!

You may have infected with the Severe Acute Boredom Syndrome.

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Chapter-2 Birds Twittering

Hello again everybody! Not much inspiration right now...but boy do I have a great news!!

For those who like birds or hear them twirp or whatever, here is my official Twitter link:

Yes, you read it right: TWITTER

Feel free to follow me @twitter.com/aLvInZzZ


p/s:If you don't like birds, get out! SHOO!!!

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Chapter-1 Pandemica

Hey there, folks!
erm....
Right...I know what you are wondering...
Why the weird name?
the reason is.....













...Cause it's cool? 0.o
Anyways, welcome to my first blog and I hope you guys will enjoy the rest of the future posts.
Alas, welcome to my world-The Pandemica.

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