Chapter-14 Hey, My Tongue is Bleeding!

Wassup, guys.

Pandamaca hea!

I noe what you are thinkin'

Why am I talkin' lidat?

For all of you smart arsess, the taite is the ansar.

My tang is bleedin'

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Ahem....

OK, it's not THAT bad I had to talk like that.

And this IS a blog post....DUH.

But seriously.

My tongue got a bright red spot at the centre.

Apparently, I brushed too hard this morning.

What's worse is that the taste of blood is....(how do you describe that?)

THE TASTE OF IRON HAS NEVER BEEN THIS STRONG!

Heard that, Edward?

I know you are jealous, so EAT YOUR HEART OUT, Twilight wannabes!

Come to think of it, I'm sure that there are still gazillion Twilight fangirls/boys out there.

Apparently Brainwashed.

They should seriously reconsider their addiction and move on with their life.

Anyways, Edward is a stupid vampire. Nuff said.

p/s: If you are offended by what I just said, that could only mean one thing:

GET A LIFE, YOU STUPID TWILIGHT WORSHIPER.

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Chapter-13 Biology Humour Much?

Yo, it's me again!

Today is something special!

If you are interested in biology and can take a little bit of humour, this will definitely not disappoint you.

Credit goes to those who are able to come up with crap like this.

Question: Define The Following Terms

Antibody: Against everyone.
Artery: The study of fine paintings.
Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria.
Benign: What you've been after eight.
Cardiology: Advance study of poker playing.
Cat Scan: Searching for lost kitty.
Chronic: Neck of a crow.
Coma: Punctuation mark.
Cyst: Short of sister.
Diagnosis: Person with slanted nose.
Dislocation: In this place.
Duodenum: Couple in jeans.
Enema: Not a friend.
False Labor: Pretending to work.
Gallbladder: Bladder in a girl.
Hernia: She is close by.
Labor Pain: Hurt at work.
Lactose: Person without digits on feet.
Lymph: Walk unsteadily.
Menopause: Men do not wait.
Microbes: Small dressing gowns.
Obesity: City of Obe.
Pacemaker: Winner of Nobel Peace Prize.
Protein: In favor of teens.
Pus: Small cat.
Red Blood Count: Dracula.
Rupture: Ecstasy.
Secretion: Hiding anything.
Serum: A sailor's drink.
Subcutaneous: Not cute enough.
Tablet: Small table.

Hilarious, aye?

Wait, there is more!

I came across this on Youtube and I found it pretty interesting.

Scientists believed that our earth was once a big continent called Pangea.

And when they tried to combined South America with Africa, this appeared.

Look.

#1 Our World Map. Nothing special.

#2 Our World Map as well. Just turned vertically.
#3 Look! South America is headin' towards Africa!

#4 OMG...(Speechless).....

#5 Not your everyday Barney...

#6 A closer look at the Dino/Dragon/Barney or whatever...

#7 If you see carefully, you can see it's legs and something that look like wings on its shoulder.

Mysterious eh?

I stared at it for a moment and it's kinda creepy. Trust me.

That's it for now, you science freaks out there!

Stay tune for more, only from Pandemica!

RAWR!

p/s: There isn't any personal sentence this time! RECORD BREAKIN' !

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Chapter-12 9-9-9

Hola, fellow amigos y amigas!

Pandemica here.

As you can see, it's September 9 2009 today!

09.09.09 for short.

Yeah, many people are getting married on this day, just because they think it's auspicious.

But seriously.

Who cares?

Well I am not superstitious and I really don't have time to.

It's exam week and many things are messed up.

Firstly, the exam tips leaked, and just not any usual leak. The tips are 100% accurate.

**And you might wonder what the heck are those people who set the questions doing.

That information right there just blew my face off.

It's basically straight-As if you study all the tips.

What's more?

Try to relate these two statements.

#1 I don't study if there isn't any exams.

#2 I like to study the the night before the exam.

Get the idea?

Yea, I didn't sleep much

Sometimes I do feel like a walking zombie.

Ever seen a zombie blogging?

Yea, first time for me as well.

Well this post is gonna be shorter than usual since my exam is still on tomorrow.

And my books are still in its wrapping cover.

You get what I mean.

I hereby promise that there will be more awesome posts after my exam.

Till then, get outta here. Bluek.

p/s: Notice the time this post is published.

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Chapter-11 Random Stuff For The Hols

Hey wassup you guys!

The school hols are here and I know you guys love it.

Basically, this post is just gonna be some pics, really random, yet really RETARDED.

So here goes,


Specially dedicated to all Jonas Brother fans out there!


Imagine a bride using this to cut her cake during her wedding.


The monstrous Pac-Man Stapler.

We can see a tremendous increase of fishes getting lung cancer this year.


Guess my mom has no excuse for me to stop making a racket in the kitchen.


That's it, folkers!

Hope these pics can REALLY get you guys in the holiday mood.

It did for me though =)

Till then, smell y' guys later!

p/s: What ya guys think about my new gadget at the bottom of this blog? If you guys have any comments on the songs selection, colour, or layout, feel free to leave a comment( make sure it's a constructive one!) at the C-box on your left. Thanks!

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Chapter-10 Five Facts

Hey all!

I was reading my old posts a couple of days ago and I noticed that I didn't really introduce myself that well since the beginning.

Since it's the 10th Chapter anniversary, I decided to share five facts about myself.

So here it goes,

Fact #1- This happened when I'm still in kindergarten. My old house was really far away from the kindergarten and I was like almost late everyday. So my dad jokingly challenged me to start walking to school alone at night so that i wouldn't be late the next day. I was quite naive back then and I accepted. I dressed up and my dad was like,"You ready? The door is open."

To be honest, I didn't felt scared at all. But the scene where I saw my mum and my sis crying behind the window when I turned back still lingers in my mind till now.

I actually walked to the guardhouse when my dad pulled me back( he was stalking me the whole time).

Impressive huh?

Fact #2- I used to draw comics back in my primary school days. Even though I pretty much suck at drawing at that time, I even sold them. About 20 cents a copy. Can't believe I got a couple of buyers XD

Fact #3- I got a really weird bad habit. And it's not your ordinary nail-biting or so (but it has something to do with your fingers). I like to scratch the side of my thumb, with my first or middle finger. I know it's kinda disgusting as the skin tends to peel off and it's not a good sight.
But I enjoy doing it. It gives me confidence. LOL

Fact #4- Me and my good buddy were once pranksters. There was a not-so-normal kid in my class two years ago. My whole class thinks he's a retard as he's kinda perverted and comes up with all sorts of weird ideology that only insane people can think of.

He once thought of bombing a girl that rejected him with a home-made nuclear bomb.

So one day, we literally drew his face indirectly with a ruler with ink. We got scolded and have to clean his face in the front of the whole class. Like a father treating a son. How embarrassing.

Fact #5- This is the first time I did something like this: Telling five facts about myself.

So there you have it!

Five facts!

There will be more facts in the near future!

Till then, Happy 10th chapter anniversary and have a nice day!

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Chapter-9 Monday Blues+Rush Hour = WORKING STIFF

Yo, fellow amigos y amigas!

Today is Monday.

As we all know, there is a kind of illness known as the Monday Blues.

And it is pretty contagious.

The main reason people get infected with this illness is probably laziness, no doubt.

The same goes for me as well.

At school today, me and my buddy have been walking up and down, from one building to another non-stop for almost an hour.

We have to hand in our homework in the teachers' office without the subject's teacher around.

Or else, we will definitely get a bloody scolding for handing in late.

Therefore, we have to sneak in and out (with a fierce, gay teacher roaming around). It's really a pain in the ass.

Next, we ran into one of our teacher, heading to another class. Normally, teachers won't talk to you when you walked past them. But if they do, they probably have something nasty for you to do.

And it's gonna be apeshit.

Delivering books were our sworn mission.

The class we sent the books to are the second worse class in the entire Form 5. The place where you can get your ass handed to yourself without knowing the reason.

Anyways, it wasn't that troublesome. To be honest, the students in these kind of classes don't dare to harm students from top-classes. No, I'm not bragging. It's true.

In the end, doing errands for teachers can also be fun, if you imagine it the same you play in video games.

But IF everyday is Monday, I would have died like ten years ago. Sigh.

That's pretty much it for this chapter. Till then, bye!

p/s: I think I'm gonna sleep early tonight cause' my legs are getting stiff and sore...Ouch!

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Chapter-8-5 Phuket Adventura(Part 5)-Finale

Previously on Phuket Adventura...

**Sawadeeka~ This is the second day of our vacation! ...Which means the DAY OUT! RAWR!

THIS IS IT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

THIS IS THE FINALE!

It's the day me and my family are returning home from Phuket.

Time sure passes quick when you're enjoying yourself.

Here are some pics of my family in the living room before leaving for the airport.

Chit-Chat...

Look tense...what, don't feel like going home?

Group shot...hey, don't look back! Arrgghh...

Our last lunch

After all that, we arrived at the airport, ready to fly once again...

Do I have to say more? In the waiting lounge.


....and the rest is your imagination. Oh yeah, about the hijack plane thingy, it didn't go so well. I might consider myself lucky they even allow me to fly back.

As a conclusion, to this amazing journey, I would wanna thank everyone, especially my family, for making this trip possible. I do hope there is more to come.

Till then, Pandemica is back here in Malaysia, peacefully, without any symptoms of A(H1N1).

p/s: I'm glad the Phuket Adventura series are finally over. It's really been a barrier for this blog as I can't continue with new posts regarding anything else except my Phuket trip. Do stay tune for more exciting posts in the near future. Oh yeah, the security guard that was suppose to check passengers for flu symptoms was apparently sleeping. This guy should really get a payrise.

p/p/s: Do forgive me for making you guys read such a long personal sentence!

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Chapter-8-4 Phuket Adventura(Part 4)-Day Out!

Previously on Phuket Adventura...

**We're now at the Phuket Airport, searching for the exit, and the way to the villa. Here's a quick tour of the airport.

Sawadeeka~

This is the second day of our vacation!

...Which means the DAY OUT! RAWR!

Sorry no recordings this time, but I managed to get one video of the Patong Beach. So, enjoy!

Can anyone tell me what this is?
Wait I know!
It's those old broken electric cables from some post-apocalyptic world!
So THIS is where those Hollywood directors get their scenes from!

Next...

Ahhh....What a relaxing scene...
The Infamous, murderous, insane, crazy, violent, vicious and badass Surin Beach!
Claimed one life that very same hour we visit it...Imagine that...

Okay, moving on...

Me, my mum and the killer sea. Nuff said.

We visited Patong the next day.

Patong's Awesome Seaside View

Here's the vid I mentioned just now.


Recorded from the huge van.
Nothing beats a lovely beach tour on a sunny day!

Viewing Point. The Island Of Capri. NOT.

An eagle and a hawk, ready to strike any impending foes!

A tidbit store named Pornthip. Cool shop but just don't mind the name though.
My grandparents and my dad(notice his expression) outside the store.

The baby elephant we visited that day-Peemai!

Yours truly at the Go-Kart Circuit (Phuket Shooting Range).

Your host doing a drift...


After almost a whole day of adrenaline rush, we decided to go for something more
relaxing...Window Shopping!

at

Patong. After Dark.

A shopping haven for tourists and locals alike!

The glowing sign says it all.

My mum and dad. Awww...

Your tour guide.


That basically concludes this outing, as well as this chapter.

Oh wait, did I promised you guys something from the last chapter?

**No one has ever caught anything in the past fifteen years (which I even doubt the existence of the lake)...

But the myth is soon to be busted, by US of course!

THE LAKE!

Right, I am now showing you something classified. Do not let the Thai authorities know this, aye?



That IS a solid prove that the lake is really inhabited with fishes, or those who attempted to catch them in the past fifteen years all pure nincompoops. Myth Busted.

That's it folks! We almost reached the finale of the Phuket trip.
Tune in to Chapter-8-5 Phuket Adventura(Part 5)-Finale to see how your host tried to hijack the plane at he airport.

The End Is Near. Ciao.

p/s: For those who don't know what my family kept saying when we caught the fish, "mien bao"(or something like that you heard) means bread in Hakka. My uncles and aunties(including my dad) were amazed that a single piece of bread can hook up a tilapia.

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