Chapter-14 Hey, My Tongue is Bleeding!

Wassup, guys.

Pandamaca hea!

I noe what you are thinkin'

Why am I talkin' lidat?

For all of you smart arsess, the taite is the ansar.

My tang is bleedin'

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Ahem....

OK, it's not THAT bad I had to talk like that.

And this IS a blog post....DUH.

But seriously.

My tongue got a bright red spot at the centre.

Apparently, I brushed too hard this morning.

What's worse is that the taste of blood is....(how do you describe that?)

THE TASTE OF IRON HAS NEVER BEEN THIS STRONG!

Heard that, Edward?

I know you are jealous, so EAT YOUR HEART OUT, Twilight wannabes!

Come to think of it, I'm sure that there are still gazillion Twilight fangirls/boys out there.

Apparently Brainwashed.

They should seriously reconsider their addiction and move on with their life.

Anyways, Edward is a stupid vampire. Nuff said.

p/s: If you are offended by what I just said, that could only mean one thing:

GET A LIFE, YOU STUPID TWILIGHT WORSHIPER.

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Chapter-13 Biology Humour Much?

Yo, it's me again!

Today is something special!

If you are interested in biology and can take a little bit of humour, this will definitely not disappoint you.

Credit goes to those who are able to come up with crap like this.

Question: Define The Following Terms

Antibody: Against everyone.
Artery: The study of fine paintings.
Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria.
Benign: What you've been after eight.
Cardiology: Advance study of poker playing.
Cat Scan: Searching for lost kitty.
Chronic: Neck of a crow.
Coma: Punctuation mark.
Cyst: Short of sister.
Diagnosis: Person with slanted nose.
Dislocation: In this place.
Duodenum: Couple in jeans.
Enema: Not a friend.
False Labor: Pretending to work.
Gallbladder: Bladder in a girl.
Hernia: She is close by.
Labor Pain: Hurt at work.
Lactose: Person without digits on feet.
Lymph: Walk unsteadily.
Menopause: Men do not wait.
Microbes: Small dressing gowns.
Obesity: City of Obe.
Pacemaker: Winner of Nobel Peace Prize.
Protein: In favor of teens.
Pus: Small cat.
Red Blood Count: Dracula.
Rupture: Ecstasy.
Secretion: Hiding anything.
Serum: A sailor's drink.
Subcutaneous: Not cute enough.
Tablet: Small table.

Hilarious, aye?

Wait, there is more!

I came across this on Youtube and I found it pretty interesting.

Scientists believed that our earth was once a big continent called Pangea.

And when they tried to combined South America with Africa, this appeared.

Look.

#1 Our World Map. Nothing special.

#2 Our World Map as well. Just turned vertically.
#3 Look! South America is headin' towards Africa!

#4 OMG...(Speechless).....

#5 Not your everyday Barney...

#6 A closer look at the Dino/Dragon/Barney or whatever...

#7 If you see carefully, you can see it's legs and something that look like wings on its shoulder.

Mysterious eh?

I stared at it for a moment and it's kinda creepy. Trust me.

That's it for now, you science freaks out there!

Stay tune for more, only from Pandemica!

RAWR!

p/s: There isn't any personal sentence this time! RECORD BREAKIN' !

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Chapter-12 9-9-9

Hola, fellow amigos y amigas!

Pandemica here.

As you can see, it's September 9 2009 today!

09.09.09 for short.

Yeah, many people are getting married on this day, just because they think it's auspicious.

But seriously.

Who cares?

Well I am not superstitious and I really don't have time to.

It's exam week and many things are messed up.

Firstly, the exam tips leaked, and just not any usual leak. The tips are 100% accurate.

**And you might wonder what the heck are those people who set the questions doing.

That information right there just blew my face off.

It's basically straight-As if you study all the tips.

What's more?

Try to relate these two statements.

#1 I don't study if there isn't any exams.

#2 I like to study the the night before the exam.

Get the idea?

Yea, I didn't sleep much

Sometimes I do feel like a walking zombie.

Ever seen a zombie blogging?

Yea, first time for me as well.

Well this post is gonna be shorter than usual since my exam is still on tomorrow.

And my books are still in its wrapping cover.

You get what I mean.

I hereby promise that there will be more awesome posts after my exam.

Till then, get outta here. Bluek.

p/s: Notice the time this post is published.

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