Thursday, May 28, 2009

Chapter-4 Rules Of Thumb

Hey guys, Pandemica here.

WARNING:
The post below might make no sense to some people. If you feel like whacking yourself with a hammer or stucking your head in a toilet bowl due to your low intelligence, please feel free to do so.

I won't mind XD

Recently, I tend to use the phrase " Rules of Thumb" to represent my own sets of rules when it comes to using tech stuffs that require your fingers.

(At this point, you can start looking for a hammer if you think you are kinda dumb)

Well, I never really know what it meant, but I am sure I didn't make it up.

I knew I heard it somewhere but I couldn't remember...

Anyways, I was dead bored just now and remembered this phrase.
I said to myself,"Hey,Isn't there a website called Wikipedia which explains loads of crap?"

I considered this phrase as crap and typed it in the search bar.

And guess what came out.

Rule Of Thumb
A rule of thumb is a principle with broad application that is not intended to be strictly accurate or reliable for every situation. It is an easily learned and easily applied procedure for approximately calculating or recalling some value, or for making some determination. Compare this to heuristic, a similar concept used in mathematical discourse, psychology and computer science, particularly in algorithm design. See also mnemonic.

(Those of you that have found the hammer can start whacking yourself)

I was like,"What the?!"

Mathematical discourse, psychology, computer science?

WICKED COOL.

Anyway, that's pretty much it for this chapter. I guess I won't be simply using terms I just heard like that ever again.

Well, cheerio!

P/s: I assume those who actually follow what I said like whacking yourself with a hammer, are probably all dead due to severe head concussions. Lastly, kudos to those smartasses that didn't follow.

As a reward, you guys get to read my next chapter! WOOHOO!

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Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Chapter-3 Boredom Kills

Yes, its me again...welcome back for another chapter!

First off:

This Week Is:

1. boring

2. causing everyone to get sick

3. so boring that there are people willing
to spend time reading this blog

4. stunting my growth

5. extremely boring due to SABS (Severe Acute Boredom Syndrome)

Alright, enough of the disease I came up with.
But the truth is I am not lying: IT IS DAMN BORING

Me and my buddy came to school today, only to find out that we are two of the four boys that actually came to school.

Sucked.Once.

Then, 70% of my class( which consists around 20 students) went for an elective exam,including my buddy, leaving me to face a dumb wall for an hour and fifteen minutes. Teachers are slacking and the rest that didn't go for the test are wasting away just like me.

Sucked.Twice.

I actually felt asleep for a few seconds. I tried to get back to sleep but failed.

Sucked. Thrice.

There you go, whole week of useless boredness. I only just showed you one day of this week and it is already boring as hell. Good grief.

Well, that's it for this time.Thanks for tuning in and the next chapter will be up soon.

I'm your bored host, Pandemica.

Bye and get outta here =)


WARNING:
Reading this blog may not protect against SABS'. If you experience explosive diarrhea, fatigue, vomiting, the urge to read more blogs, or even death, contact your doctor NOW!!!!


You may have infected with the Severe Acute Boredom Syndrome.

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Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Chapter-2 Birds Twittering

Hello again everybody! Not much inspiration right now...but boy do I have a great news!!

For those who like birds or hear them twirp or whatever, here is my official Twitter link:

Yes, you read it right: TWITTER

Feel free to follow me @twitter.com/aLvInZzZ


p/s:If you don't like birds, get out! SHOO!!!

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Chapter-1 Pandemica

Hey there, folks!
erm....
Right...I know what you are wondering...
Why the weird name?
the reason is.....













...Cause it's cool? 0.o
Anyways, welcome to my first blog and I hope you guys will enjoy the rest of the future posts.
Alas, welcome to my world-The Pandemica.

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