Monday, March 15, 2010
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Chapter-18 Celebrating Chinese New Year...Rambo Style
COWABUNGA!
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Chapter-17 The Start Of Something New...Sort Of
Hey, folks !
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Chapter-16 Punk Hair And Sexism?
What's Up, People!
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Chapter-15 Dreaming In Black And White
Hey, guys.
It's been a very long time since I updated something, so forgive me if you guys have been waiting.
This post is gonna be really emo, so back off if you are not the kind of person that enjoys reading about people's emotions.
If you can ever understand, that is.
What was the start of all this?
When did the cogs of fate begin to turn?
Perhaps it is impossible to grasp that answer now.
From deep within the flow of time...
But, for a certainty, back then,
We loved so many, yet hated so much,
We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...
Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
Whilst our laughter echoed,
Under cerulean skies...
But it does not last,
As time changes,
Along with thoughts and ideologies...
Love used to be the word I always heard,
To describe the relationship we once had,
But love is no more,
It was shattered,
None other by our own kind...
As the years went by,
Under the ruling of the unwise,
We grew further and further apart,
With no feelings to share...
Full of fear,
We start falling to pieces,
It was then I told myself,
It only hurts just once,
They're only broken bones,
So hide the hate inside...
So I began to pray,
Praying for our sorrows to end,
And hope that our hearts will blend,
And now I will step forward in realizing this wish...
There are many worlds out there,
But they all share the same sky,
One sky, one destiny...
I promised myself,
To never give in,
So that I will bring the moments we cherish back...
So show me,
What it's like,
To dream in black and white...
Friday, September 18, 2009
Chapter-14 Hey, My Tongue is Bleeding!
Wassup, guys.
Pandamaca hea!
I noe what you are thinkin'
Why am I talkin' lidat?
For all of you smart arsess, the taite is the ansar.
My tang is bleedin'
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Ahem....
OK, it's not THAT bad I had to talk like that.
And this IS a blog post....DUH.
But seriously.
My tongue got a bright red spot at the centre.
Apparently, I brushed too hard this morning.
What's worse is that the taste of blood is....(how do you describe that?)
THE TASTE OF IRON HAS NEVER BEEN THIS STRONG!
Heard that, Edward?
I know you are jealous, so EAT YOUR HEART OUT, Twilight wannabes!
Come to think of it, I'm sure that there are still gazillion Twilight fangirls/boys out there.
Apparently Brainwashed.
They should seriously reconsider their addiction and move on with their life.
Anyways, Edward is a stupid vampire. Nuff said.
p/s: If you are offended by what I just said, that could only mean one thing:
GET A LIFE, YOU STUPID TWILIGHT WORSHIPER.
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Chapter-13 Biology Humour Much?
Yo, it's me again!
Today is something special!
If you are interested in biology and can take a little bit of humour, this will definitely not disappoint you.
Credit goes to those who are able to come up with crap like this.
Question: Define The Following Terms
Antibody: Against everyone.
Artery: The study of fine paintings.
Bacteria: Back door to a cafeteria.
Benign: What you've been after eight.
Cardiology: Advance study of poker playing.
Cat Scan: Searching for lost kitty.
Chronic: Neck of a crow.
Coma: Punctuation mark.
Cyst: Short of sister.
Diagnosis: Person with slanted nose.
Dislocation: In this place.
Duodenum: Couple in jeans.
Enema: Not a friend.
False Labor: Pretending to work.
Gallbladder: Bladder in a girl.
Hernia: She is close by.
Labor Pain: Hurt at work.
Lactose: Person without digits on feet.
Lymph: Walk unsteadily.
Menopause: Men do not wait.
Microbes: Small dressing gowns.
Obesity: City of Obe.
Pacemaker: Winner of Nobel Peace Prize.
Protein: In favor of teens.
Pus: Small cat.
Red Blood Count: Dracula.
Rupture: Ecstasy.
Secretion: Hiding anything.
Serum: A sailor's drink.
Subcutaneous: Not cute enough.
Tablet: Small table.
Hilarious, aye?
Wait, there is more!
I came across this on Youtube and I found it pretty interesting.
Scientists believed that our earth was once a big continent called Pangea.
And when they tried to combined South America with Africa, this appeared.
Look.
#1 Our World Map. Nothing special.
#2 Our World Map as well. Just turned vertically.
#3 Look! South America is headin' towards Africa!
#4 OMG...(Speechless).....
#5 Not your everyday Barney...
#6 A closer look at the Dino/Dragon/Barney or whatever...
#7 If you see carefully, you can see it's legs and something that look like wings on its shoulder.
Mysterious eh?
I stared at it for a moment and it's kinda creepy. Trust me.
That's it for now, you science freaks out there!
Stay tune for more, only from Pandemica!
RAWR!
p/s: There isn't any personal sentence this time! RECORD BREAKIN' !
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Chapter-12 9-9-9
Hola, fellow amigos y amigas!
Pandemica here.
As you can see, it's September 9 2009 today!
09.09.09 for short.
Yeah, many people are getting married on this day, just because they think it's auspicious.
But seriously.
Who cares?
Well I am not superstitious and I really don't have time to.
It's exam week and many things are messed up.
Firstly, the exam tips leaked, and just not any usual leak. The tips are 100% accurate.
**And you might wonder what the heck are those people who set the questions doing.
That information right there just blew my face off.
It's basically straight-As if you study all the tips.
What's more?
Try to relate these two statements.
#1 I don't study if there isn't any exams.
#2 I like to study the the night before the exam.
Get the idea?
Yea, I didn't sleep much
Sometimes I do feel like a walking zombie.
Ever seen a zombie blogging?
Yea, first time for me as well.
Well this post is gonna be shorter than usual since my exam is still on tomorrow.
And my books are still in its wrapping cover.
You get what I mean.
I hereby promise that there will be more awesome posts after my exam.
Till then, get outta here. Bluek.
p/s: Notice the time this post is published.