Chapter-11 Random Stuff For The Hols

Hey wassup you guys!

The school hols are here and I know you guys love it.

Basically, this post is just gonna be some pics, really random, yet really RETARDED.

So here goes,


Specially dedicated to all Jonas Brother fans out there!


Imagine a bride using this to cut her cake during her wedding.


The monstrous Pac-Man Stapler.

We can see a tremendous increase of fishes getting lung cancer this year.


Guess my mom has no excuse for me to stop making a racket in the kitchen.


That's it, folkers!

Hope these pics can REALLY get you guys in the holiday mood.

It did for me though =)

Till then, smell y' guys later!

p/s: What ya guys think about my new gadget at the bottom of this blog? If you guys have any comments on the songs selection, colour, or layout, feel free to leave a comment( make sure it's a constructive one!) at the C-box on your left. Thanks!

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Chapter-10 Five Facts

Hey all!

I was reading my old posts a couple of days ago and I noticed that I didn't really introduce myself that well since the beginning.

Since it's the 10th Chapter anniversary, I decided to share five facts about myself.

So here it goes,

Fact #1- This happened when I'm still in kindergarten. My old house was really far away from the kindergarten and I was like almost late everyday. So my dad jokingly challenged me to start walking to school alone at night so that i wouldn't be late the next day. I was quite naive back then and I accepted. I dressed up and my dad was like,"You ready? The door is open."

To be honest, I didn't felt scared at all. But the scene where I saw my mum and my sis crying behind the window when I turned back still lingers in my mind till now.

I actually walked to the guardhouse when my dad pulled me back( he was stalking me the whole time).

Impressive huh?

Fact #2- I used to draw comics back in my primary school days. Even though I pretty much suck at drawing at that time, I even sold them. About 20 cents a copy. Can't believe I got a couple of buyers XD

Fact #3- I got a really weird bad habit. And it's not your ordinary nail-biting or so (but it has something to do with your fingers). I like to scratch the side of my thumb, with my first or middle finger. I know it's kinda disgusting as the skin tends to peel off and it's not a good sight.
But I enjoy doing it. It gives me confidence. LOL

Fact #4- Me and my good buddy were once pranksters. There was a not-so-normal kid in my class two years ago. My whole class thinks he's a retard as he's kinda perverted and comes up with all sorts of weird ideology that only insane people can think of.

He once thought of bombing a girl that rejected him with a home-made nuclear bomb.

So one day, we literally drew his face indirectly with a ruler with ink. We got scolded and have to clean his face in the front of the whole class. Like a father treating a son. How embarrassing.

Fact #5- This is the first time I did something like this: Telling five facts about myself.

So there you have it!

Five facts!

There will be more facts in the near future!

Till then, Happy 10th chapter anniversary and have a nice day!

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Chapter-9 Monday Blues+Rush Hour = WORKING STIFF

Yo, fellow amigos y amigas!

Today is Monday.

As we all know, there is a kind of illness known as the Monday Blues.

And it is pretty contagious.

The main reason people get infected with this illness is probably laziness, no doubt.

The same goes for me as well.

At school today, me and my buddy have been walking up and down, from one building to another non-stop for almost an hour.

We have to hand in our homework in the teachers' office without the subject's teacher around.

Or else, we will definitely get a bloody scolding for handing in late.

Therefore, we have to sneak in and out (with a fierce, gay teacher roaming around). It's really a pain in the ass.

Next, we ran into one of our teacher, heading to another class. Normally, teachers won't talk to you when you walked past them. But if they do, they probably have something nasty for you to do.

And it's gonna be apeshit.

Delivering books were our sworn mission.

The class we sent the books to are the second worse class in the entire Form 5. The place where you can get your ass handed to yourself without knowing the reason.

Anyways, it wasn't that troublesome. To be honest, the students in these kind of classes don't dare to harm students from top-classes. No, I'm not bragging. It's true.

In the end, doing errands for teachers can also be fun, if you imagine it the same you play in video games.

But IF everyday is Monday, I would have died like ten years ago. Sigh.

That's pretty much it for this chapter. Till then, bye!

p/s: I think I'm gonna sleep early tonight cause' my legs are getting stiff and sore...Ouch!

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Chapter-8-5 Phuket Adventura(Part 5)-Finale

Previously on Phuket Adventura...

**Sawadeeka~ This is the second day of our vacation! ...Which means the DAY OUT! RAWR!

THIS IS IT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

THIS IS THE FINALE!

It's the day me and my family are returning home from Phuket.

Time sure passes quick when you're enjoying yourself.

Here are some pics of my family in the living room before leaving for the airport.

Chit-Chat...

Look tense...what, don't feel like going home?

Group shot...hey, don't look back! Arrgghh...

Our last lunch

After all that, we arrived at the airport, ready to fly once again...

Do I have to say more? In the waiting lounge.


....and the rest is your imagination. Oh yeah, about the hijack plane thingy, it didn't go so well. I might consider myself lucky they even allow me to fly back.

As a conclusion, to this amazing journey, I would wanna thank everyone, especially my family, for making this trip possible. I do hope there is more to come.

Till then, Pandemica is back here in Malaysia, peacefully, without any symptoms of A(H1N1).

p/s: I'm glad the Phuket Adventura series are finally over. It's really been a barrier for this blog as I can't continue with new posts regarding anything else except my Phuket trip. Do stay tune for more exciting posts in the near future. Oh yeah, the security guard that was suppose to check passengers for flu symptoms was apparently sleeping. This guy should really get a payrise.

p/p/s: Do forgive me for making you guys read such a long personal sentence!

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Chapter-8-4 Phuket Adventura(Part 4)-Day Out!

Previously on Phuket Adventura...

**We're now at the Phuket Airport, searching for the exit, and the way to the villa. Here's a quick tour of the airport.

Sawadeeka~

This is the second day of our vacation!

...Which means the DAY OUT! RAWR!

Sorry no recordings this time, but I managed to get one video of the Patong Beach. So, enjoy!

Can anyone tell me what this is?
Wait I know!
It's those old broken electric cables from some post-apocalyptic world!
So THIS is where those Hollywood directors get their scenes from!

Next...

Ahhh....What a relaxing scene...
The Infamous, murderous, insane, crazy, violent, vicious and badass Surin Beach!
Claimed one life that very same hour we visit it...Imagine that...

Okay, moving on...

Me, my mum and the killer sea. Nuff said.

We visited Patong the next day.

Patong's Awesome Seaside View

Here's the vid I mentioned just now.


Recorded from the huge van.
Nothing beats a lovely beach tour on a sunny day!

Viewing Point. The Island Of Capri. NOT.

An eagle and a hawk, ready to strike any impending foes!

A tidbit store named Pornthip. Cool shop but just don't mind the name though.
My grandparents and my dad(notice his expression) outside the store.

The baby elephant we visited that day-Peemai!

Yours truly at the Go-Kart Circuit (Phuket Shooting Range).

Your host doing a drift...


After almost a whole day of adrenaline rush, we decided to go for something more
relaxing...Window Shopping!

at

Patong. After Dark.

A shopping haven for tourists and locals alike!

The glowing sign says it all.

My mum and dad. Awww...

Your tour guide.


That basically concludes this outing, as well as this chapter.

Oh wait, did I promised you guys something from the last chapter?

**No one has ever caught anything in the past fifteen years (which I even doubt the existence of the lake)...

But the myth is soon to be busted, by US of course!

THE LAKE!

Right, I am now showing you something classified. Do not let the Thai authorities know this, aye?



That IS a solid prove that the lake is really inhabited with fishes, or those who attempted to catch them in the past fifteen years all pure nincompoops. Myth Busted.

That's it folks! We almost reached the finale of the Phuket trip.
Tune in to Chapter-8-5 Phuket Adventura(Part 5)-Finale to see how your host tried to hijack the plane at he airport.

The End Is Near. Ciao.

p/s: For those who don't know what my family kept saying when we caught the fish, "mien bao"(or something like that you heard) means bread in Hakka. My uncles and aunties(including my dad) were amazed that a single piece of bread can hook up a tilapia.

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Chapter-8-3 Phuket Adventura(Part 3)-Surin Haven!

Previously on Phuket Adventura...

**This is AirAsia Flight AK828, bound for Phuket, Thailand.

We will be departing shortly.

In the meantime, fasten your seatbelt, sit back and relax. Thank you once again for choosing AirAsia.

Welcome back, folks!

We're now at the Phuket Airport, searching for the exit, and the way to the villa.

Here's a quick tour of the airport.



The terminal looked kinda empty that day, mainly because of the "Swine" Flu.

There was the thermal-scanner though.

Wonder what will happen if the Human Torch walked pass it....


Anyways, the next video you are about to see is the Surin Spring Estates Villa.
(I apologize for not recording anything along the way to the villa. For your information, we hitched a ride on a huge van that we booked earlier, with a hard-working tour guide tagging along.)

Get amazed.



My voice sounded a little strange.
Reminds me of Haley Joel Osment. Peace.

**If you can hear chicken outside, just ignore it(Trust me, it SURE ran fast!).

So, what do you guys think? Grand ain't?

Personally, I like the T-shaped swimming pool best(Though I nearly got my neck broken in it) and the boys' bathroom the least.

I didn't use it however. Why use the doorless one when there is a nice bathroom(with door)just behind the kitchen?

PWNed.

And due to the short time we got, we didn't get a chance to try out the little boat. Oh well.

Speaking of the boat, I heard that the lake has a legend.

No one has ever caught anything in the past fifteen years (which I even doubt the existence of the lake)...

But the myth is soon to be busted, by US of course!

Find out what really happened, only in Chapter-8-4 Phuket Adventura(Part 4)-Day Out!

p/s: Damn, I left my swimming goggles back in my luggage! Great, I'll probably be swimming with my eyes open, like a fish...

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Chapter-8-2 Phuket Adventura(Part 2)-In The Sky!

Previously on Phuket Adventura...

**On 7th June 2009, a new history was made.


Well, sort of.

But for me and my family, it's indeed a vacation we MIGHT not forget.

It's the day we fly north, to Phuket!


Hope that jogged your memory...

'Cause get ready for Part Two, Baby!

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This is AirAsia Flight AK828, bound for Phuket, Thailand.

We will be departing shortly.

In the meantime, fasten your seatbelt, sit back and relax. Thank you once again for choosing AirAsia.

YEEHAW!




Well, that pretty much sums up the whole journey to Phuket, which took about an hour and a half.

Say, did you notice that I was sitting by myself?

It's because I wanna show everyone on the plane who's da boss!

okay okay...

It's really because my sis isn't with us(no, she's not dead).
So I get to "dominate" the window seat just to get these footages fer you guys.

Am I great or what?

Anyways, you guys should be thankful for the footages, especially the landing one.

'Cause all passengers aren't suppose to use any electronic devices during landing as it might get all of us to stuck on an island like from the TV series"Lost".

Except with the dark government secrets, of course.

Luckily, I didn't get busted (I won't be here if I did).

Alas, we made it to Phuket in one piece!

Stay tuned(again...) for Chapter-8-3 Phuket Adventura(Part 3)-Surin Haven! Coming riiigghhht up!

See you then, ciao!

P/s: Damn, did anyone see my luggage? Great, I think I left it back at the LCCT McDonalds'....

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Chapter-8 Phuket Adventura(Part 1)-The Land Where Giant Birds Rest

After a long, gruesome and tiresome wait, Chapter 8 is finally in the house!

I'm your one and only host, Pandemica!

Sorry for the long wait guys, as you can see(or not), I'm kinda busy lately so I 've got this one big word for you guys:



Sorry.


.......


Well, "Sorry" is a big word, ya' know!

Anyways, Chapter 8(which consists of several parts)is mainly about my recent trip to Phuket, Thailand.

What you are about to see is 100% recorded by me. Exclusively for THIS blog. Trust me, you can't find this video anywhere else( so don't waste your time looking it on Youtube).

Feeling excited?

Let's not wait anymore, shall we?


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On 7th June 2009, a new history was made.


Well, sort of.

But for me and my family, it's indeed a vacation we MIGHT not forget.

It's the day we fly north, to Phuket!

As you can see from the vid, that's the candy shop in the LCCT( Low Cost Carrier Terminal for short) right after we checked in. Yep, that's free food so EAT AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE BEFORE DEPARTING.

Seriously.



This is the waiting terminal, or lounge. Sorry for the shaky footage as I'm recording while carrying two heavy luggage. If you feel nausea, just skip to the next video.



The most glorious moment of this trip!

Haha, just kidding.

Wonder why no one took any videos or photos of this moment, except me. Hmmm......



Entering the Red Phoenix.
Holy Schmoly! Look at how tight this plane is!

Anyways, it looks like we manage to board the plane.

That's pretty much it for part-1.

Stay tuned for part-2 of our Phuket Adventura(part 2)- In The Sky!

I'm gonna go check my seat, so smell you guys later!

p/s: R.I.P Michael Joseph Jackson, the REAL King Of Pop!

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